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Tunbridge Wells Art Society

by Erica Adams. Not bad, eh?

hen Mr Anke recently interviewed local artist Erica Adams, he very kindly offered her my services as a life drawing model for the Tunbridge Wells Art Society. Nice one, Mr Anke!

When I was a student in the olden days, I did a bit of life modelling on the side. I got paid 7p a minute for sitting poses, 8p a minute for standing, all the chocolate biscuits I could eat and I got to watch Countdown at 4.30pm. And yes, it was in the altogether. These days, my extremities are a tad fuller and lower than they used to be, so the Tunbridge Wells Arts Society mercifully allowed me to remain fully clothed and gave me a very comfy chair, too.

Being stared at by fourteen strangers for a couple of hours is a fine way to spend a Tuesday morning. It's quite a challenge to sit still, but you do get a coffee break, and they're friendly folk who thoughtfully laid on entertainment in the form of Anne-Sophie Mutter fiddling away at Mozart, followed by a nice piece of opera (on a DVD; we didn't all crowd into 61 The Pantiles). The Tunbridge Wells Art Society is always on the hunt for new models - any size, shape, gender welcomed, so why not drop them a line and turn yourself into a work of art!

Tunbridge Wells Art Society

Tunbridge Wells Art Society

Tunbridge Wells Art Society

Tunbridge Wells Art Society

Tunbridge Wells Art Society

Tunbridge Wells Art Society

12 Comments so far. Why not leave yours?

Wow - there is a LOT of talent there! Amazing - would love to be able to draw...

I'll sit for you any day, Lesley! Cheers for the comment!

Holy Ned, that's brilliant! I'll definitely be posting this on my own blog. I really like the bottom sketch... erm, I mean the sketch AT the bottom, not the sketch OF your bottom. Oh, never mind.

I'd definitely volunteer myself if I were there. Congrats on a great portrait!

Man, they'd need to sellotape 4 A1 sheets together to get my bottom in! All the more reason to get yourself over here…bet you'd strip off for them, you naughty minx!

When's their Life Drawing class, you should volunteer for that!

I will if you will...

Ladies first...

I would have posed nude when I was younger. Not now. No one needs to see that. ;)

Brilliant artwork and you must have been very patient, I'd have wanted to sneeze all the time! Great post.

I was offered some nude modelling work when I lived in Horstraylya, but thankfully some bar work came in in the nick to save me from appearing in the nip.

I think what mostly put me off was the fact that I was living in a fairly small town in the middle of nowhere, so the local art group wasn't exactly oversubscribed... Just one funny little bloke who permanently wore a black plastic mac despite the 40 degree temperatures.

One particularly hot day the mac melted while he was painting a murial (sic) on the wall of the local farmer's store and he got third degree burns... God, he suffered for his art...

Not all of the above is entirely accurate. Ignore everything after the first paragraph.

As I sit here looking at two oranges and a banana and admiring the sketches above I find the muse upon me again... now where did I put that charcoal I had left over after my disastrous Christmas barbecue? Never had that much trouble getting it to light back in Oz...

Zac, I did have a runny nose conundrum - do I sniff, do I let it fall, or do I have to catch it? Mercifully it kind of stayed put just at nostril level. Cheers for the comment!

I've said it before and I'll say it again. You really are a daft berk! ;-)

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