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Grosvenor and Hilbert Park

Hilbert and Grosvenor Park Recreation Ground

ave Barnett offered to take me up Grosvenor and Hilbert Park the other day, which wasn't a euphemism - he was offering to do just that. You see, Dave's very proud of his local park, and with good reason.

Hilbert and Grosvenor Park Recreation Ground

Opened in June 1889 to cater for what is traditionally the industrial area of town, this is Tunbridge Wells's oldest park. It originally boasted a massive outdoor swimming pool, but it was deemed a health hazard, and too costly to maintain. It was closed down in 1948, and finally filled in in 1954. Which was a shame, because that marked the end of the Tunbridge Wells Water Polo Team, by all accounts a very good team indeed. But even without the attraction of a pool, this is still a cracking little park with something for everyone - skateboarding, footie, bowls, paninis...the list goes on and on. For the keen photographer, there are plenty of great photo opportunities, thanks in no small measure to the landscaping skills of Robert Marnock, the man behind the more celebrated Dunorlan. I've helped myself to Mr Anke's secret store of snaps because mine are shockers.

Hilbert and Grosvenor Park Recreation Ground

The bowling club celebrates its centenary this year. Tunbridge Wells has had a fair few bowling greens in the past, but these days we just have this one, and Grove Bowling Club. That dashing, silver-haired gentleman you can just about make out on the bench is Dave.

Hilbert and Grosvenor Park Recreation Ground

One of my favourite features of the park are these strange little grottos by the upper lake. Bit of spit and polish, maybe the addition of a nick nack or two, and they'll look amazing. The upper lake is where Dave's been lucky enough to spot the local kingfisher. Sadly he didn't come out to play for me, but I was happy with a few randy ducks, black-headed gulls, moorhens, and, rather spectacularly, a hawk of some sort having an aerial tussle with a gull.

Hilbert and Grosvenor Park Recreation Ground

No local photographer's portfolio is complete without a shot of this spooky tree, rising like a spectre out of the marshes. There is talk of a walkway being built over the marshes (come on Lottery, give them some dosh), so hopefully you'll be able to get up close to it soon.

Hilbert and Grosvenor Park Recreation Ground

The woodland area up the back is my favourite part of the park; it's a nature lover's dream. Just give me a pair of thermals and I could spend hours here. The trees are alive with a fine assortment of birds - jays, woodpeckers and tits galore to name but a few.

Hilbert and Grosvenor Park Recreation Ground

The water here is that spectacular hue of Chalybeate-esque orange. It looks amazing, but if Lord North looked at this and thought "mmm, I'll have some of that", then I'm not sure his elevator was going all the way up to the top floor. Good job he was a bit loopy, or where would we all be now? Tonbridge. (And there's nowt wrong with that, of course).

So if you're looking for something to do this coming Saturday, then why not pop down the park? They're having an Open Day, so it'd be a great chance to have a look for yourselves.

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Nicely summarised Mrs Anke.

A pleasure to escort you around the park.

And just to reiterate, it is the Open Day this Saturday (28th Jan 2012) at St Barnabas School Hall from 10 to 12. Lots of lovely people helping out!

There's no escaping the dread panini, is there? It is to the noughties what the Big Mac was to the 70's.

As far as the Rec goes - bring back the satellite, that's what I say! I dropped my older brothers copy of 'Loch Ness Monster' down the steps outside of there and scratched it. I had to babysit his kids for 3 months in payment, having no grasp whatsoever of the monetary value of albums or the going rate for babysitting.

Used to see some very unusual looking frogs in those orange waters - if they're still there you could probably get the park redesignated and preserved by the wildlife trust :D

I'm biting my tongue until it hurts over paragraph six. I'm trying not to do my Beavis & Butthead impression... I'm really trying!

Seriously, it's a lovely park and I would love to learn bowls one day; it always seems such a civilized game. And I LOVE those grottoes! Why were they put there?

Steph, come to the Open Day and there will be someone there who can answer your question. We have a few local experts on hand including Ian Beavis (who knows everything).

Very nice photos of a great park, please remember the allotments next door not so pretty but they keep me fit and healthy.

It is a fantastic park with something for everyone.

Steph, why put off learning bowls? The Grosvenor Bowls Club open day will be in May and we'll be around all over the summer!
We'll also be at the FoGH Open Day on Saturday to chat to anyone who's interested!
http://www.grosvenorbowls.co.uk

(By the way, Mrs Anke, there are other bowling greens in TW - in St John's Park and at Tunbridge Wells Bowls Club - but we don't like to send people there instead!)

I imagine the grottos were put there to stop the duck pond from flooding, as it's built in a dip. Certainly when it rains the water drips down through the 'grots' from the woody bit above. It used to drip in a most ornamental and pretty fashion but then it all went a bit Pete Tong. Well worth spending a few quid to get pretty dripping there again :)

Just moved to Dorking Road next to the park - already love it love it love it, and the town in general, and your blog. Bring on the summer.

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